"The fruity ones taste better without the alcohol." He was quite fond of virgin daquiris, actually. "And it's adorable for the first half-hour or so. After that, it starts getting a little ridiculous." He had a friend back home who was one of those clingy drunks. If you got up for all of two seconds, she was firmly convinced you were abandoning her. That was how he had wound up smooshed between her and the arm of her couch one birthday. That hadn't been particularly fun.