"Ah, yes, the television. I know about the television."

And he sounded so proud of himself for it, too! Aren't you proud of him, Anais? The swat is accepted as par for the course, barely more than a cat brushing up against a leg really. With everyone occupied with turning the television on, he caught sight of the food, and in moving over to see what the Khshathra was drinking took some of the puny mortal offerings carrot and celery sticks.

"What is it you have, Lady?" He was allowed to just go up to her and ask, right? She was pretty chill about this sort of thing so it was okay, right?